Sunday, April 12, 2009

what you do at taco bell

you get the cheesy bean and rice burrito. On the menu it says "1/2 pound cheesy bean and rice burrito." Taco Bell is so full of shit. With that you gotta order some cheesy fiesta potatoes from the dollar menu. I like to get mine without sour cream personally. So you put the potatoes in the burrito and put like 3 or 4 sauce packets on that junt. Try to roll it back up as best you can and body that mega burrito. It's like a 2.50 veg fast food meal. It's a pretty good deal if your tummy doesn't splode

Thursday, March 26, 2009

too much stuff going on right now

Alex is telling me a story about Lance throwing ranch dressing on Kelly. It's pretty funny.

I have a show with Kids and Pets tomorrow night and I think we're gonna sound really good. The back page of the flyer has us listed as Pretty Princesses and they put up a picture of the other band in the after dark section. They're called Tiger Piss and look like horses' asses.

Also we have a show Sunday in the afternoon. It didn't even get advertised in the flyer. I need to make a goofy facebook event for that like today before work. We sound better at the bucc and I'd like to play there more.

I was the "weird dancing guy" in the Warble for like two shows. I've removed myself from the group after some mixed reviews from within the band.

My grandpa died like this morning or last night. We weren't very close and it wasn't really unexpected. I got drunk last night and now I don't wanna get nice funeral clothes. The funeral is on sunday and i hope i can get back in memphis by like 6 or 7 so I can play the bucc. That's gonna be a weird show.

it's weird how when I'm out doing so many interesting things I don't have tme to blog about anything

Sunday, March 8, 2009

You're so beautiful that I never wanna see you again

Last night I went to a party and the prettiest girl girl was there. Like ridiculously my type. I didn't even want to talk to her. It's like I just want Liv around and that girl was so cute that it wasn't fair. I had a lot of fun at the party regardless. Jesse and I did the best version of "Beatnick" the world has ever known. I eventually did meet the pretty girl at the party. She was a kinda drunk and it was only like a little cute. When we all got back to the house Steve kept saying he was going to sleep with her. Then Alex got high and looked at pictures of girls he likes on facebook.

I kinda never want to talk to her, I'm too weird about it.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

i'm listening to a trapaholic mixtape

also i'm reading this blog

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/03/this-bro-in-a-lil-box-is-me-this-is-a-representation-of-me-via-the-internet-i-am-the-bro-in-my-avatar.html#more-2650

i think this may be the most creative period in my life. Which is nice if I don't go broke from it. I'm starting to try and make myself nt look at pretty girls. It just makes me miss intimacy. I want to kiss a lot of memphis girls all romantic like on the neck.

Monday, March 2, 2009

most intersting thing I read on youtube today

best spelled too.

"Hey fucknut,you forgot something you anti American HOMO. 911. You are an under educated ass to compare Clintons term to Bush. Switch the presidents around and you'd get the same results except Bush wouldn't of disgraced the presidency by getting caught having his dick sucked by a pig ,and lying that it wasn't sex. Clinton would be prez. when 911 happened and we'd be in the same mess we are in today. FACT ! Get off your "Blame Bush for everything" joy ride.
You are a piece of garbage ! "

Saturday, February 21, 2009

last night I looked like a clown prostitute

last night I put on a ton of makeup and a skimpy outfit. Then I danced with the Warble at the Buccaneer. I think I made some people uncomfortable. Alex and I made some comics this week. They're pretty fudged up.
I hope no one took pictures. My grandma looks at my facebook.

Thursday, February 19, 2009